the 5 worst words to hear are
Oooh, we're half way theeeere...
I want to play too.
we couldn't save your penis.
We're all out of pornography.
America's Next Top Model's on.
Leck meine Eier
sorry, we need to talk.
no no no n.. ...
We are out of oxygen.
Oh man, that's not good.
you are the only one
level set and right sized
just not that into you.
i can't find the rubber.
me plus you equals ecstacy
LOL, What Are You Wearing?!
It's not that small
You're the only one here.
your mother has been arrested.
we have pictures of everything.
it's more fun without you
Tiger Woods sexted me...again.
'what is this twitter nonsense?'
please be awake before noon.
'take a shower, you stink'
this is gonna be expensive
Dude, where's my car?
yes, i'm really a man
you don't work here anymore
dammit - i forgot the condoms
